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Friday, 26 June 2009

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Evil bastard

Micheal Jackson may have been the victim of his beloved chimp Bubbles.

The mischievous monkey was a known sex offender (which is why Jackson bought him in the first place) and had a legendary temper which could turn nasty in an instant.

Mysterious muddy knuckle prints found all around Jackson's exclusive mansion and tell-tale banana skins have lead some investigators to the theory that Bubbles may have attacked Jackson.

"Jackson was due to go and play in England for a considerable amount of time", said a spokesman for the LA county sheriffs department, " and Bubbles couldn't travel due to his vicous nature and lack of a valid passport".

One suggestion is that Bubbles attacked Jackson in a fit of rage at his master's leaving him.

Bubbles was a very angry chimp.
The fact that the cheeky monkey hasn't been seen since Friday morning has further added to his guilt.

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