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Saturday, 20 June 2009

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Chris Brown, the 19-year-old R&B Punch & Judy singer who could be on his way to a jail sentence over supposedly beating up singer RiHanna, has told several reporters in the press that he is now dating Tina Turner.

"Nothing wrong with that", Brown allegedly told the group.

"See, Tina's already broken in, and I mean that in several ways. In fact, in every way. So don't be giving me any crap about our ages. You're only as old as you feel and Tina Turner feels fine to me."

"That RiHanna is a baby. She's cute but she's what I call a bear-baiter!"

"Chris has got that special something, that special something that really rocks me", Turner recently told a friend. "I think it's that left cross when you least expect it. Once he starts in, man, I'm like putty in his hands."

"Is that special something anything to do with your right eye being closed?" the friend said she asked her, "but she just gave me a wink with that good eye!"

Tina then reportedly told her friend, "No, I got that after I went to Chicago and Iron Mike Tyson was the other guest on Oprah. That is one misunderstood man, that is."

"And this cast on my foot is from when I left Chicago and went to New York and fell down the steps at the Empire State Building. You watch that first step, it's a lulu, let me tell you."

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