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Thursday, 18 June 2009

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Michael Jackson who recently visited a cinema wearing his pyjamas last week, according to US rapper Akon, has been named by President Barack Obama as his new Czar of the Bizarre!

Akon, the hip-hop star, who collaborated with Jackson on his new single 'Hold My Hand', said he was left "stunned" by the King Of Pop's behaviour, reports the Daily Star.

"I was like, 'Are you going out like that?' He was in his pyjamas and I was waiting to see if he was going to change. He just grabs a scarf and puts it around his head."

"All this recent behavior has simply convinced me", stated President Obama, "that when it comes to bizarre, Wacko Jacko is the best person for the job."

"I would like to say that it was close between Britney, Lohan and Hilton but this last episode has convinced me."

"Please remember, all you who sent in her name, that Amy Winehouse is from Briton!"

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