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Sunday, 31 May 2009

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All's Fair In Love & War!

After what has probably been the most riveting week in The Twilight Saga: New Moon, well, photos, it appears that the work in Montepulciano, Italy is done.

Lots of people saw Robert Pattison and Kristen Stewart at the Airport Saturday, getting ready to head for the MTV Awards on Sunday night.

However, were these the same two people? It's getting very difficult unless you get a real close-up photograph because their movie stunt doubles, and no, they have given out too many different names to speculate which is true, are giving them a hand for some privacy.

But all is fair in the paparazzi game so if Pattison and Stewart want some privacy, why not send out their movie stunt doubles, highly covered up.

So, if you're a fan, and you probably are because you're reading this, don't be angry if what you hear or see about the couple, is true.

On the other hand, several other stars in the Twilight series are actually dressing up like the charactors they play. Just list their names on google for the latest.

Personally I think the couple need time alone and I love it when the paparazzi get taken.

Wouldn't you also love to be the stunt doubles fleeing from the cameras?

See you at the Awards.

-Jan Ewellen for The Nation Inquisitor

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