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Friday, 29 May 2009

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Not Adam Click, Or Peter Falk, Just Some Bum

Spoof writer Adam Click has just signed up to appear alongside Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson in the latest addition to the Twilight movie franchise.

Producers, keen to secure the longevity of the bullshit vampire saga decided to turn to traditional Hollywood production values, which meant that Adam Click would be appearing as Renfield's friend, Peter Lorre would be CGI'd into the production as an insect eating lunatic, and Bela Lugosi would appear alongside Robert Pattinson as Dracula, thus giving Edward something to think about.

Kristen Stewart will simper and look all upset in a teen-queen kind of way.

This Spoof.com team will report on the plot aspects and Hales B Davis (God Bless Her) will provide romantic teen angst commentary.

We should point out here that Adam Click is not Peter Lorre, but is a whole lot funnier.

More as we get it.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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