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Sunday, 24 May 2009

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Queen Elizabeth II

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, London - HRH Queen Elizabeth has announced that she would like to step aside so that American Idol Adam Lambert can be the frontman for the Royal Family of Great Britain and the Commonwealth of Nations.

The official word from the palace is that the appointment would add colour, verve, zest and relevance to the Royal Family brand as well elevate their profile in the United States. Although many Royal Watchers have stated the move seems to be just another way for the Royal Family to pander to the lowest common denominator, some have felt that it is actually a wise move towards courting popularity, with an eye to creating the kind of fanaticism towards the Royals present during Lady Diana's era.

"I can do Lady Diana," Idol Adam Lambert exclaimed and in a flash he could be seen dancing down Rodeo Drive in Hollywood dressed in a full skirted taffeta silk crinoline ball dress with puffed sleeves accompanied by matching pumps and handbag.

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