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Thursday, 21 May 2009

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HOLLYWOOD, CA - Once upon a time, there was a Star Wars trilogy. Each movie in that now historic series released was a blockbuster, and moviemakers have been looking for a recreation of that success ever since.

More recently, J.R. Trollkien's books did exceptionally well when adapted to the screen, as has the Hairy Pothead series.

Now, all eyes in Hollywood are on the world's largest penis and the world's largest vagina. Noting the continued success of story after story about the two at TheSpoof.com, producers have begun the search for scripts suitable for a big screen adaptation including the pair.

The man and woman on/in whom the famous organs reside say they are excited about the project, but expressed some doubts.

"If a movie is bad, it can flop, you know?" said the woman with the world's largest vagina. "People stop going to see it, it gets bad reviews, and it just stops making money. But a spoof story is different."

"Yeah," added the man with the world's largest penis. "If a spoof story is bad, people just keep clicking on it anyway. As long as the title gets 'em, it's pretty much a done deal; it's gonna be a big story. But, a movie? (pause) I don't know. Let's just say we're cautiously optimistic."

A writer for TheSpoof.com noted that, so far, readers have continued to be "hard up for another story about the world's largest vagina," as well as "breathless for another story about the world's largest penis." He predicts continued success for his fantastical fiction about the fabulously famous oversized organ owners.

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