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Tuesday, 28 April 2009

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Faceless millionaire celebrates upon hearing the news.

Bravo TV's Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger has now released a statement that she is lifting her long standing policy of abstinence, and that she will no longer forbid sex between her matches, without there being a committed relationship between the two parties.

Ms. Stanger stated that her exclusive club will now be called "The Millionaire Mayflower Madam Matchmaker's Club".

Ms. Stanger tells us while the prices will not go up, her girls will now go down.

Ms. Stanger has insisted that she has only changed her position in order to keep up with the times and that all her millionaires really want is a happy ending, wink wink.

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