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Friday, 24 April 2009

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'Audrey kept the hairdryer on full blast for six hours- to sabotage Susan's hair'

Susan Boyle has changed her hair colour and has astonishly managed to look worse than before. People will be reaching for the optrex and holy water, when the new locks are revealed to the public.

Susan Boyle, has sported the grey unkempt locks for 32 years, which made her a house-hold name; in two minutes, such is the fickle finger of fame.

However her new hair has been coloured by Audrey from Coronation Street. Audrey said "EE I was t'glad to do 'er hair, she didnt half look a mess"

But in traditional Soap Opera style it was a right royal 'balls up' and unkempt Susan now looks like a hybrid between 'Eddie Large', Eddie Waring and Chico Marx.

Audrey kept a brave 'two-face' on the mess, but rumours have it, the former sex symbol of Rentaghost and Reggie Perrin, purposely sabotaged the hair - do, into a hair-don't.

Susan will be seen on Britian's Got Talent, in two weeks time performing with a skinny man with thick glasses and Kevin Keegan. Audrey will also be auditioning with a man not disimilar to Peter Sutcliffe who wears a courtjester's outfit- the pair will be singing 'Rentaghost!'

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