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Thursday, 23 April 2009

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Has she or has she not had her eyebrows done or not? That WAS the question...until a still bigger one suddenly exploded on the scene.

What was the big Susan Boyle question of the day? In paparazzi pics from photo agency Pacific Coast News taken earlier Wednesday, the world's most famous singing YouTube sensation's fuzzy eyebrows appear to be more shapely and even thinner than they did just the day before.

Did she pluck or did she tweeze?

"That's none of your business", Boyle allegedly told reporters.

Maybe the photos were altered a wee bit? "We haven't done anything to these pictures," one reporter stated "They're as they came in."

"Besides", a representative of Today's Hollywood Stars responded. "The story we're after is if she really HAS had a marriage proposal from Billy Bob Thornton?"

There's also the big Oprah question. Boyle's done, Good Morning America, the Today Show, The Early Show and Larry King Live. You'd think a Oprah appearance would have happened by now, especially after the Billy Bob Thornton rumor.

Reports shot up again today that Boyle would be on Oprah's show any day now, accompanied by Thornton who left his singing gig schedule for a brief "vacation".

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