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Tuesday, 7 April 2009

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Who is the face behind blackobamamba.sick?

As Eurotrash journalism fell cocks over bull for Michelle "HotMama" Obama, the French President Nicholas Sarkozy rethought his hasty union with starlet and chanteuse, Carla Bruni. Once the hot number among the not ready for real journalism tabloidistas, Bruni looked pretty pretty pale compared to the rich dark chocolate' of the American first lady.

Sources swear that no sooner had Michelle captured the paparazzi and their wordsmith jackals and Bruni was left a neglected wallflower, then Sarkozy was cozying up to the buff black lady. One techspert found no less than twelve sextmessages from Sar-cozy.cum to Michelle's email purported to be: blackobamamba.sick.

Geeks, TEchslleks and flitterbegibbets frantically sought to break the encoded messages from Michelle's Blackblackberry with little success. There were some whispering silly nothings to BBallbama.afreakin. One moleskink swears that he has discovered a faintmail from her phone to a French internet service that has the partial cryptic message: Meat me in St Louis, Louie. The meaning continues to confound the textperts though one geekbulb thinks there's arendezvous beneath the arches for one buff brown princess and a certain debonair French midget.

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