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Monday, 30 March 2009

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Our Man In Kabulshit, the genius behind British intelligence

Pakistan - (Tora Bora Ass Mess): A new movie plotline is emerging after Pakistani security forces stormed a beseiged police academy building in La Whore following hours of rampant, mindless gunslinging this weekend.

Pakistan Interior Minister Rehman Malik said today he'd been monitoring the crisis carefully after an intelligence (sic) phone call from the UK Ambassador in Afghanistan.

"The Brits have been detecting startling similarities to a series of American films based on the Police Academy movie genre," Malik commented.

"They think Russian mafia boss and ex-George W Bush Defense Policy Board Advisory Committee chairman Richard Perle is behind the attack," Malik told reporters in Islam-a-Bad today.

Back in 2007 Perle was caught laundering money under the smokescreen of a 'legit' business that allowed US NeoCons to bring down almost any security system and carry out a string of major robberies.

"No wonder we have a mobster turf whore on our hands," Malik added.

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