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Monday, 23 March 2009

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An official source has today confirmed that Jade Goody, who announced her death this weekend, will be making her grand comeback on Easter Sunday in a biblical spectacular fashion.

A tomb has been designed and constructed at a top secret London studio, and it has been announced that the grand stone will be rolled back in the tomb to reveal that she is not there on prime time TV.

Ant and Dec will be hosting the show, and phone lines will be opened to allow the audience to guess where Jade Goody is in the studio, in a 'pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey' style party game. After rigging the result, it will finish off with Jade Goody cartwheeling onto the stage to announce that she is not dead after all!

This comes after weeks of debate on whether to have her return on April Fools Day or Easter Sunday, and finally she decided to settle on the concept with the largest cheque.

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