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Friday, 20 March 2009

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These shoes full of beer were the most popular choice

Galloping Crud News Service and Survey Mavens asked a million Americans to name the things that they would most like to do with former President George W Bush.

The results of the survey have been published in the last three remaining US print newspapers, though the Palo Alto Granola offers the option of paper or silicon.

69% of surveyed semi adults said that they would most like to throw a beer in his face.

49% thought that a pair of wingtips winged at his head would be a really good idea.

33 1/3% preferred a shoe up his ass.

24% favored a beer with the former Commander in chief but up his ass in an enema bag.

When GCNSSM was queried about the 175 1/3 % in the survey results they explained that numerous of the surveyed insisted on multiple consequences simultaneously.

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