As the sun slowly slips out of view over the horizon in the twilight of Jade Goody's sparkling career, it emerged that there was no news worth reporting on the former Big Brother housemate today.

Her public cyst, Max Cash, usually so reliable in providing snippets of shit for us all to sniff, was oddly silent, after Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty refused to visit her arch-rival on Racism grounds.

Mr Cash is rumoured to be on a 20% retainer which earns him a whopping sum every time his client's name appears anywhere, but he had little to say today, as she slipped in and out of consciousness.

Cash said:

"My client, whatever her name is, is about to become an ex-client. I will no longer be interested when that happens."