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Topics: testicles, Midgets

Friday, 27 February 2009

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The Bugger Wouldn't Go Down

Dublin - Midget boxer Shaun McFlane was arrested for taking his craft to the streets on the weekend and repeatedly punching Eric O'Donough in the testicle.

Both parties were at Markham's gym when the altercation occured. Mr. O'Donough had paused to answer his cell phone while unknowingly allowing a portion of his wedding tackle to slip from his gym shorts.

Boxer McFlane coincidently stepped out of the locker room and not bothering to look up took O'Donough's genitallia for a speed bag and proceeded to use both hands to work him over.

Shaun who stands three foot two insists he is not guilty although admitting O'Donough fought "one helluva fight."

"Not many fighters can take a low blow like that and stay standing."

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