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Saturday, 14 February 2009

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A shocking rape-simulator computer game has been pulled from shelves after the game's manufacturer received widespread condemnation for its contents.

Players of "Rapelay" that was created by a Japanese production house, stalk and sexually assault mothers and daughters, they describe as "virgin schoolgirls", (which automatically brings NERD to mind) that cry as they are being attacked.

Rewards are offered for players who force their victims into other acts. The female characters become visually more pregnant each time they are raped. Players lose if babies are born. The mothers then throw the player's character in front of a train.

The company says it will immediately replace the game with one where some kids can see how many wings they can pull off flies they pull off turds and/or Japanese game programmers.

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