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Saturday, 14 February 2009

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Kali, goddess of retribution on lurid reality television shows, to blame for this crap?

London - (Karmic Crap Mess): BNP fans of Jade Goody's 2007 Celebrity Racist Big Brother rant are in hiding this weekend after blaming a Shilpa Shetty 'voodoo hex' for the stricken reality TV contestant's woes.

"Shetty invoked the wrath of Kali, goddess of retribution on lurid reality television shows," was how one Face-offBook blogger put it following a recent deterioration in Goody's health.

"Only a sacrifice to Lakshmi, goddess of purity and consort of Vishnu can lift the curse.

"I say, howabout a ritual TV flogging of that other celebrity racist Prince Harry?

"That might just atone for all this karmic mess."

Goody, 29, is flabbergasted.

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