It's like a flash from the past!! Benjamin Bowmar Curtis, our favorite surfer dude, who got famous with his hilarious line of "Dude, you're gettin' a Dell" has just gotten an acting deal with GamezNflix.com, an internet-based rental company, and it's literally as though he never changed!!
The 23 year old Tennesseean New Yorker is a graduate of New York University and got his first acting deal when he was just 20 years old, but apparently when they 'gave him a break' he did something awful and got fired. Well, no need to worry, he's back, and hopefully for a long time.
"It's something," Curtis told The Spoof when he'd first gotten the deal, "I was really getting into this and then I made that yucky mistake, but hey, that's over now, I've got my fans, and I sure am glad to be back."
Ben Curtis has been a favorite here among The Spoof writers for years now.
Writers at The Spoof were disappointed in his pot arrest last year, but the charges were dropped and we are very proud of this kiddo. You've got a friend in me, Ben!! Way to go!
Friday, 18 June 2004
Benjamin Bowmar Curtis, former star of the Dell ads, is now advertising for gameznflix.com
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