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Tuesday, 13 January 2009

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Judge Judy's Gavel to be used on the Special will afterwards be sold to highest bidder

Florida - In a one hour special (less 18 minutes for commercial breaks) Judge Judy will conclude the trial in the Tony K Lee tot murder case; CBS announced yesterday.

FOX News had been carrying out their own trial by television, but has been getting nowhere and ratings have been failing. The surprise scoop by CBS has left FOX News reeling.

Since premiering on September 16, 1996, Judge Judith Sheindlin has been the undisputed leader and chief gavel banger in courtroom-themed reality-based shows. "If anyone can get to the truth, Judge Judy will," said CBS spokesperson. "And there is no doubt it will be great television!"

Disturbing new video evidence connected to the murder case, will be shown. Until now, investigators and only a few million FOX News viewers have seen this video.

Greta Van Susteran, FOX News Host, said she was "Gob smacked!" (IF ONLY!) "What will we fabricate now?"

The far right host has been struggling for newsworthy material since her single handed attempt to elect John McCain failed last year.

The Judge Judy Special, poised to be aired at the same time as Superbowl 2009, is attracting high level sponsors and promoters to premier their new commercials.

One of Janet Jackson's 'twins' is also scheduled to make a brief appearance.

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