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Topics: Condoms, Dancing

Sunday, 13 June 2004

It has been revealed that on the next leg of Britney Spear's world tour, the show will feature dancing condoms and the on stage use of other contraceptives.

The ex-pop princess' tour has been criticised by many for being too raunchy, and of promoting unsafe sex to her younger fans. It is clear that her PR machine went into overdrive to do an about face and concede ground to her critics.

Spears of course denies this stating, "I simply feel that what I have been doing up on that stage is degrading and I feel that instead of flaunting my body in an overly sexual way, I should use my stage to promote the use of contraceptives."

Rumours are also circulating, that by promoting condoms, Britney has come under a million dollar deal with Durex to promote there products. It has also been said that her promotion doesn't stop at the concerts, but she will be filming several adverts for durex.

We'll see on her next stop if the "Safety First" theme does or doesn't do well for the girl. But until then things are looking up for dancing condoms.

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