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Thursday, 18 December 2008

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'Achy Breaky Heart' has blighted my life says spoof-writer!

A spoof writer, who did not know who Miley Cyrus was, until four weeks ago. Has decided to take the popster to court, for being the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus.

The spoof writer, who should be nameless to protect the guilty ranted "I was totally unaware that Miley Cyrus, was the progeny of that terrible country singer Billy-Ray

"That, Mr Ray wrote what I class.... to be one of the worst songs, known to man-kind - 'Achy Breaky Heart'. This record is often played at weddings, alongside the truly dire 'Cotton-Eye Joe'. I have often felt uncomfortable on hearing these popfucstic songs, and so I intend to sue on the grounds of feeling 'awkward and uneasy at parties'.

"While I cannot sue Mr Ray, because he is probably all poor and Hobo like by now. I certainly can sue his daughter - the one they call Miley Cyrus. I think, I am also beginning to hate her more than her father", added me.

"I also tend to sue Lilly Allen for the song 'Vindaloo' sung by her father and all the Geldolf's for their existence in my life-time", added me again.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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