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Friday, 12 December 2008

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Would ya look at the shit coming out of that ass

Vanessa Hudgens' ass problems just keep on getting worse! Now her closest friends are publicly complaining about the stench and the large amounts of of sticky shit that covers that stars carpets and furniture.

It's now gone out of all control that flies are being attracted from the local dump almost 20 miles away. Neighbors keep their windows closed all day and all night to block out the putrid odor and some children have been so traumatized by seeing her ass shitting in the public park that they have lost their appetite entirely and in some cases gone blind or deaf with shock.

One local man described seeing dried bits of shit caught up in the matted hair of her ass:

"It's sickening. The least she could do is wash the shit out of her ass every once in a while, for Christ's sake", said the man who wished to remain anonymous despite clearly resembling Incredible Hulk actor Lou Ferigno.

Hudgens has said that she will get her act together and intends to give her donkey a good scrubbing down before it takes part in this years nativity play at the local town church. If not, then it will have to be replaced by Carmen Electra's lovely, clean ass instead.

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