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Wednesday, 10 December 2008

image for X Factor Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers Story just reached 100 Views!
Knickers stories - always popular

There was amazing news from Monkey Woods' writers desk at TheSpoof.com this morning, when it was revealed that a story by the amateur scribbler and social commentator had, in only three days, racked up more than 100 views worldwide!

The story, Diana Vickers Shits Her Knickers, is a lame piece about a contestant in the ITV X Factor 'talent' show, who was voted off the show by the public telephone vote last Saturday.

Woods wrote that Vickers, at the tender age of 17, reacted to the decision by defecating in her briefs, a story that has since traversed the globe, and been read in as many as two countries.

Fellow writers at TheSpoof.com were full of praise for Woods, who still pointlessly churns out vast amounts of absolute twaddle, primarily for his own benefit, day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day after day.

The site's top writer, Reginald BuckwheatsButt, whose stories pass the 100-view mark every three seconds, said:

"He's got a long way to go before he overhauls me, that Monkey Chump."

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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