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Monday, 8 December 2008

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Prepubescent Georgina Baillie or Miley Cyrus?

London - (Lurid Ass Mess): Online disinformation agency Sickiepaedia has been banned in the UK after complaints about a picture of a prepubescent 'Satanic Slag' promoting German band The Scorpions's 1976 Virgin Killer album.

The cover features a shot of a blonde, wide-eyed pre-puerperal tottie, "possibly Russell Brand's ex-squeeze Georgina Baillie or Hannah Montan starlet Miley Cyrus" - according to LA FagHagSlagMag showbiz editor Dave Skank.

Online watchdog the Internet Witch Foundation warned the photo was "sickening", promptly triggering a UK-wide ban on access to the Sickiepaedia site.

Scorpions band member Matthias Jabs said today that sales of the vintage album had suddenly rocketed after all the free publicity.

"Ja, it's added another five hundred million Euros to the band's wealth," former member Ulrich 'Hell Cat' Roth confirmed.

"So much for the global recession scare."

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