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Thursday, 20 November 2008

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Randi Panda star, Baretall Inblaknwhite pleasures himself between shoots

Flesh peddlers have bought into the cartoon market from as far back as 1960's Fritz the Cat( Though porn film historians suggest that 1920's Steamboat Willie was rich in Freudian symbolism).

Japanese Anime has depicted more XXX action than the Playboy channel and Ckinamax combined.

After the raging success of Kung Fu Panda, animators have always pretty dirty minds turned to a sexier concept. " No more S...E...X appearing magically in the Lion King dust, forget about the phallic castle towers from the Little Mermaid, just say no to the voluptuous clefts of Pocahantas and Alladin's paramour"

The latest in the series: Randi Panda. Watch and see the Asian bear bare ity all in his fits of sexsual addiction as he satifies his every pandurge and secures the continuation of his endangered species genetic line!

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