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Wednesday, 5 November 2008

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Song and Jonas regret having sex every day. Song, 20, is pictured in a black bra and Gap jeans.

Tween-dream sensations Brenda Song and her rumored boyfriend Joe Jonas, have revealed to me in a dream that they had had sex together, 7 months ago before Joe started dating Taylor Swift.

The rumored couple reportedly want to be more honest to their fans and want to explain why they had sex together and how they regret having sex every day.

Jonas, 19, star of the hit movie Camp Rock and a Jonas Brother and Song, 20, star of The Suite Life on Deck and also stars in four movies including Wendy Wu 1 and 2 and Stuck in the Suburbs. Song also starred in The Suite Life of Zack and Cody. The sensations both wore promise rings.

Song confirmed to Star Magazine that she lost her virginity to Joe, but insists that the dates several times before having sex. Brenda stated "Joe and I kept out relationship completely private. The only people who knew that we were dating were our families and best friends. Several sites suspected that we where dating but the news did not reach the tabloids and media until now."

Song also stated "Joe and I are very guilty, we didn't sleep at night for ages. We donated over 3 million dollars to the church and made many efforts for God to forgive us. What we did was a very awful thing which is completely against our religion and beliefs. Although many of our fans have pre-marital sex every week, we try our best to prevent our younger fans to do that. I couldn't sleep for ages we are very guilty and deserve to burn in hell."

Joe's brothers, Nick and Kevin and Brenda's BFF Selena Gomez have supported Song and Jonas' actions. Gomez stated "Brenda and Joe have been in the church for over 80 days now, crying and praying. I think that they are clearly very upset over this. I love Brenda and Joe, they are one of my best friends and i think that they deserve to go to heaven not hell. They accept the consequences of their actions."

The full tell-all interview and Selena, Nick and Kevin's comments can be read in this month's edition of Star Magazine.

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