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Monday, 3 November 2008

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Move over Ms Voluptua os the Satanic Sluts! Sydney Jo jackson is the new red-hot squeeze

Los Angeles - (Ms Voluptua Mess): No more Satanic Sluts shenanigans on seamy Hampstead Heath shag-sites for the UK's most reviled extertainer this weekend!

Russell Brand looked relaxed and high as a kite as he wowed a packed Largo Coronet Theatre in West Hollywood.

And right there beside him on stage was his latest shag-interest, luscious corckscrew-curled London Club Penthouse model/actress/dancer Sydney Jo Jackson.

The silken-limbed 23 year-old blonde is the former official tits and bum of Wonderbra/Playtex lingerie and face/muff/front cover girl for Impure Magazine 2007.

She is also the ex-girlfriend of pop/reggae/musical rap artiste Shaggy, even though at 40 "he's a bit past-it, like" in ability to satisfy a red-hot, hungry twenty-something gal of Sydney-Jo's appetites, according to pals.

Brand, 33, has vowed to put Satanic Sluts 'Ms Voluptua' behind him.

He is also said to be pleased as punch with all the attention that the Jonathan Ross-inspired prank has got him and is planning a new single with new squeeze Sydney Jo Jackson.

A revamp of Nutbush City is a likely favorite.

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