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Monday, 27 October 2008

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Jamie Ltnn, Miley, Britney and Paris enjoy a meal

One of teen-lands most popular stars and the sex-craving talent less little sister of Britney Spears shared a special moment whilst doing the laundry yesterday.

Jamie Lynn Spears brought her dirty knickers over for the weekly wash at gal-pal Miley Cyrus' house in the Hollywood hills. The two spent a few moments posing topless for a sleazy webcam website before getting down and dirty in the laundry room.

Sorting through the load of soiled clothing and sheets, the two made two racist piles: colored and non colored.

They filled the machine and made sure to add an extra pre-wash setting before closing the door.
Somewhere during the wash cycle the succulent duo sat on the washing machine and enjoyed the gentle vibrations. It wasn't long before they both were screaming in ecstasy at the sheer pleasure of having 300lbs of rocking metal electronics pounding between their legs.

Shockingly, Jamie Lynn's mother has made claims that her daughter is now once again pregnant after the incident.
The washing machine has denied this and refused to undergo any form of DNA testing.

Miley says that her blouse came out smelling fresh and 'florally'.

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