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Topics: Amy Winehouse, Rehab

Sunday, 19 October 2008

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It seems Amy Winehouse has agreed to join the pussycat dolls rehab centre for a while.

This centre is surprisingly famous helping transform the budding stars of todays generation into respectable 'hoochie mamas' and 'strippers', this includes both Britney Spears and Ashley Roberts who claims her tips and offers as a glamour model have trebled since joining the centre.

Wino rumoured to be joining later this year will sing alongside fellow crackhead Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente Scherzinger who was earlier arrested this year for the possession of Russian nuclear weapons as she has not yet completed her sentence.

The centre is located in the west side of the southside of the east side next to the north side of central Asia where Amy will undergo treatment for up to 24 hours for the very reasonable price of 145 rupees.

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