While Sarah Palin has been denouncing Obama's childhood flirtation with the 1960's radical Weathermen because of a grammar school interest in meteorology, investigative reporters have uncovered some shocking evidence.
While still a child, Sarah Palin participated in an internship through Junior Achievement of Alaska in the Simbionese Liberation Army. Her mentor was named Tanya, none other than heiress and terrorist dupe Patty Hearst. Palin's pseudonym during her terrorternship was "Gollygeewhiz".
Though there is no documentation of Palin's participation in bank heists, bombings or Halloween eggings, persons wishing to remain anonymous have reported that Palin may have taken part in the JA-SA family picnic.
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