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Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.

Leroy Ramrod, who co-starred in 'A filling....' had been on the scent after receiving a kiss from Jane Gobbler straight after Bongo John had been 'blown.'

'I wondered at first if she had cleaned her teeth, 'he said in surprise,'....that minty taste was a real delight though!'

A number of leading dental hygiene maunfacturers have declined to offer interest or sponsorship after hearing about Bongo John. He now wants to launch himself onto a wider audience using his testes to their full potential - this includes a possible launch of his own 'Cream in your Mouth' toothpaste.

When asked about the likelihood of buying this product many shoppers voiced concern about getting pregnant.

Beryl Straight was 'horrified about putting his thing in her mouth'

Elton N Jon, however, could'nt wait to see the product on the shelves.

'I can't wait to taste 'Cream in your mouth'' he was heard saying to another man.

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