Decked out in fire engine red pants suit and bleached blonde hair Beer Baronness Cindy Lou McCain's cleft gave a brilliant interview on the Morning TV show, The View. The much younger and much richer Cindy, the heiress for whom POW and politically ambitious McCain abandoned his crippled first wife let her cleft do the talking.
Beside the cleft sat the near senile McCain looking like the cat that got swallowed by the bleached blonde canary. Still old and not so old codgers across America have told the spoof.wife'stits that they envy Naval academy graduate McCain for unloading his ailing first mate for a hot new and fully loaded model.
Cindy's cleft told Charlie Gibson that it was afraid that Ice princess Palin might become POW John's new cleft and so it decided to go public and show how deep and fragrant it could be. The cleft became embarrassed after awhile when everyone on the set seemed to notice that McCain had fallen asleep and started to snore.
"I guess I have no need to worry about a rival cleft and maybe John's rival has nothing to worry about either!"