Exercise freak GW Bush has jogged, biked and horsebacked his way through his almost eight years of presidency. Fitter than most his age, W has prided himself on a tight gut. Not so much any more... as recent photos have revealed a true paunch protruding from Bush's once solid solar plexes.
Bush spokesperson, Phil Iscal told the spoof.bell that the paunch will soon speak to the nation. An advanced script of the speech leaked to the press suggests that the paunch, a much more articulate speaker than Bush himself, will try to enlist the nation's sympathy.
One line in the speech seems to tell it all: "Look at the poor fool! He's grown gray and now fat and he hasn't learned a damn thing. Have you no mercy!?"