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Tuesday, 2 September 2008

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Hotter than you, Palin!

With the great furore over nude photos of Sarah Palin circulating the internet, the question on many peoples lips is, "Is Palin's vagina hotter than Britney's?"

In an attempt to boost her flagging career, dizzy blonde Spears flashed her bits for the paps in December '06. The photos sent the web into near meltdown and it seems the lust to see people in the public-eye in the buff is just as hot now as it was then.

By all accounts the 44 year old political figure keeps a trim figure and is in the average American man's top 5 MILFs. Spears has lost favour in recent times, although she once held the top spot.

The ravages of age are hard to escape, however, and it has to be said that Spears wins out over Palin any day of the week. The Borat-ism that it "hangs like the sleeve-of-wizard" is sadly the best way to describe the parts most private of this hot republican.

Maybe it's time for some Kegel exercises, Sarah.

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