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Tuesday, 2 September 2008

image for Sarah Palin's daughter Again pregnant with McCain's baby: This time she must carry her own child!
Palin's daughter learned this position in the say no to vaginal sex class at the First Church Of Jesus Christ the Abstinator

Sarah Palin in good Christian conservative responsible parenting is refusing to carry her daughter's second child by John McCain.

"Our family teaches compassion and personal responsibility. I agreed to carry my daughter's first child fathered by POW MCcain out of empathy for a child whose parents never taught him sexual responsibility. Our daughter had been raised in an abstinence only household where My husband and I fucked like Alaskan snowshoe hares. How can you blame the lusty young wench? She couldn't tell a IUD from a fishing lure!

"But to get knocked up a second time and by the same man?! My husband told me that we had to put our foot down and not agreed to another embryo transfer. That little girl and her Presidential candidate will have to accept responsibility.

"You play, you pay, we told the two of them and who knows , my first grandchild is my child...maybe my second grand will be the daughter of the President of the United States and my seventeen year old daughter, the new first lady!"

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