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Sunday, 31 August 2008

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Mo in front of the House

As Big Brother 2008 nears its exciting conclusion, polls show that Mohamed Mohamed is the bookies' favourite to win, and, in a mirror-image of current events in the US Presidential elections, could become the first black winner in the race for the House.

Mo-Mo, 24, has been through the mill during his time on Big Brother, having had a huge argument with gangsta Alex DeGale, been spat upon by Dennis the Scottish gayboy, and had to virtually starve himself due to a disgraceful lack of food.

Now though, like Barack Obama, the toy-tester feels he has the respect and support of the nation behind him, and can almost sniff the sweet smell of success and £100,000 first prize, as well as the glory of being the first black winner in the House.

The final is set for next Friday, and if Mo-Mo wins, he will be the first black person ever in the entire history of the show, to win Big Brother.

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