Snoop Doggy Dizzle is divorcing his wife's ass n' shit. Snoop's white ass lawyer issued a press relizzle which stated, "The beyotch be buggin', yo. She all up in Snoop's ass over the Girls Gone Wizzle n' shit. She constantly be naggin' his ass bout smoking the Indo, but she be trippin' like a motherfizzle. Shorty is whack, dog, knawamsayin'? Fo shizzle, the Dizzle couldn't hang with that shizzle no mizzle. Word up yo, beyotch useta be a fly ass honey n' shit, but now she getting' all ugly and fizzle, startin' to look like Snoop's grandmizzle n' shizzle. For this rizzle, Mr. Dizzle Dizzle has cited ireconsizzleabizzle dizzleencizzles, and wants to kick the beyotch to the curb, knawamsayin'?"
The Spizzle caught up with Mrs. Dizzle Dizzle to seek her comments on the divizzle proceedings. In an intervizzle earlier today, the beyotch had this to sizzle,
"Good riddance, I didn't understand a goddamn thing that man said in 7 years. I think it will be a good thing, cuz since Snoop moved out, my kids have been coughing a lot less and I swear their pupils are a fraction of the size. Plus now I don't have to worry about the possibility of Suge Knight coming in and bustin' caps off in our asses anymore."
Divizzle is never pretty especially when theys shorties involved n shit, and as a journalizzle, I generally try not to tizzle sides, but just this once, I gots to speak my mizzle yo. In this reporter's opinion, the beyotch be buggin', fo shizzle.