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Friday, 18 July 2008

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas, stars of Camp Rock, have been entangled in a love triangle! This love triangle started when, Demi and Joe made sparks fly during filming, then suddenly a Christopher R. Hafman, shoots out of nowhere and starts wooing Demi, and fighting with Joe for her! Demi even calls Christopher sweetly, "Chris".

Demi states in an interview that she and Joe never started anything; Joe said the same thing. We managed to get hold Christopher Hafman, and we asked him about Demi and Joe. He states, "They are not a couple. I'm dating Demi, that's all. And if you guys wanna know some more, I was her long lost cousin, alright?" Demi denies everything.

After a hiatus of 6 weeks, new scoops are being discovered! Christopher Hafman took Demi out on a hot date, and the next day, Joe was in a bad mood. Is it plain coincidence? "NO!" says Christopher Hafman. He says that Demi has agreed to be his girlfriend. When we asked Joe about this, he exclaims that he doesn't know anything about it, and he doesn't want to interfere. Things get hot...

The next week, we hear from our scoopers that Demi and Christopher Hafman have broken up! I hear gasps... The next day, Joe actually treats us to a meal! Oh my gosh! We ask him what's the thing worth celebrating, and he says, "Demi and me; we're an item now."

So after so many circling around, everything is back to normal!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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