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Topics: Sex, prom

Tuesday, 1 July 2008

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Bitch and total whore Nancy Carlisle.

Savannah, Georgia - What began as a hopeful night for Jim Sloan, ended in total disappointment. Jim had asked Nancy Carlisle to prom in hopes that, given Nancy's reputation, he would "totally get some". But after much anticipation and money totally wasted, she didn't "give it up".

Jim's attorney Mark Dudley asked him not to comment because it might compromise the case, but Jim had a few things to say about Nancy.

"What a total bitch! I spent $50 for the rental, $20 to fill my brothers tank and buy him cigarettes to drive us, and $35 for the stupid fuckin pictures. And what did I get? Nothing. Not even a handjob!"

When we contacted Nancy for comment she notified us that her reputation did not reflect her actions and that the date with Jim was "out of sympathy" due to his social status.

"I mean he's a nice guy but he doesn't realize that just because he spends a bunch of money, doesn't mean I'm going to put out. He also needs to stop telling everyone I'm a total whore."

The charges being brought upon Nancy in civil court are 1. Failure to provide real services for money invested. 2. Misrepresentation of goods. And 3. Emotional and physical damage due to "Blue balls."

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