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Wednesday, 11 June 2008

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In film climax, Crackhouse clicks her heels together and recites: There's no place like white England

Amy Winehouse, who officially changed her name to Crackhouse so she could give her name and address all at once, has always been a fan of Edward Norton's compelling performance in the racially charged American History X. Now, Crackhouse has launched her own version of the movie.

The film portrays Amy as a crack house denizen and fills her mouth with racial slurs against blacks and yellows. A clever ruse in the film is the talking cameraman who is played by Ms Crackhouse's husband Blake Fiddler- Uncivil. Amy plays a trashed out crack whore with great verisimilitude and her husband's joking pledges that her hateful rants were not being filmed adds a great comic, dishonest touch.

Crackhouse followed this video as she has so many others with her characteristic artistic humility:" Hi, My name is Amy and I'm perpetually sorry!"

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