Oasis frontmen Liam and Noel Gallagher were last night, caught up in a backstage brawl after yesterdays Brit Awards.
The pair, who are famous for their foul language and offensive behaviour, called newly formed band 'Hinkleberry Rock': 'a bag of wank.' after they had performed their new number one hit 'Fuck Off You Dirty Northern Bastards.'
These comments outraged Drummer Dan Oughton, who, as a result, decked Liam in the jaw. This then escelated to further punches, bottles and other foreign objects being thrown in the scuffle. Police could not break up the fight due to a gathering crowd of fans who formed a mass brigade surrounding the Rockstars. the fans were also shouting 'fight' repetitively.
Alex Hinsley, Hinkleberry Rocks' rhythm guitarist came out after the fight and said: 'those two pricks always needed a stern word.'
Commencing the fight, Oughton and Hinsley were comforted by the Olsen twins, who are famous for shagging rockstars after big ceremonies.
What a night they must have had!
Hinkleberry Rock are currently in the process of making their new single, appropriately named:'You Punch Like Girls Gallaghers.' This may result in further conflict between the two groups. Could this be the start of the first ever report of a drive-by caused by Rock 'n' Roll?