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Sunday, 11 May 2008

image for It is not what you do, says IT Girl
What do you mean,cheer up?

Tamara Beckington Forsythe Saga Smyth has said that the key to her success is quite simple. It is being born into a rich family, who give you everything you need, and then if you need more, you go out on National TV and tell people how lucky you are, but your one tragedy in life is that you don't realise that.

Saga Smyth, 44 (magazine age 27) is quoted as saying: 'Daddy is a rich man, who gives me everything that I need. Work, why should I work when I don't have to? How much are you paying me for saying all this? Really, well that is not good enough. I don't get out of bed for less than £2,000. No, I am not lazy, people just aren't willing to pay me that much money for my opinion'

She is in the new series, Reality/Get over you spoilt little *****.

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