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Friday, 9 May 2008

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Crawford, Texas - (Nuptial Mess): Fabled American couturier Oscar de la Rent Boy is said to be ecstatic at Jenna Bush's cutom-built wedding dress that took his design team over a month to stitch up from start to finish.

"Our remit was for a glorious confection in cream silk organza, lace and rhinestones," the dressmaker commented.

"Of course as with so many shotgun weddings we had to do our best to conceal any signs of pre-marital gestation," de la Rent Boy winked.

"So we inserted the sartorial equivalent of reinforced steel girders over the dress front and emphasised the neckline with traditional Texan sparklers from a design first used to clothe singer Tammy Wynette."

The end price of the dress is a family secret but George W Bush is said to have groaned audibly after receiving the bill.

The nuptials take place in Crawford on Saturday.

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