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Monday, 5 May 2008

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The rumours surrounding the pending nuptials of the famous "cheaters" Angelina & Brad, have now become a reality.

In a shocking turn of events Ange has begged Jennifer Aniston, to be her Maid of Honour in an attempt to make amends for her devious behaviour & for stealing Brad from her. George Clooney has stated that he is shocked but not surprised that Ange's humanitarian side has softened & that Ange is willing to allow Jen back into the flock.

As Jen is holidaying in Miami - which she believes is not too far from Paris - she will set sail on her yacht, which she has generously offered to the couple for their much talk about secret wedding.

The real reason for Angelina wooing Jennifer is that she is afraid that she may be adopting one of her twins & therefore wants to ensure a tight friendship in order to have visitation rights.

In an e-mail to his bestest buddy & confidant Georgie, Brad was in his element & tenth heaven when he wrote the following:

"Clooney, The Body is coming to our wedding. I am so excited I think I may adopt another child from Mexico. Remind me not to stare or smile enthusiastically when Ange is around. Your Buddy, Brad".

Poor Ange, wonder how swollen her ankles are now?

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