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Monday, 5 May 2008

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SS Hoeboat docks near Mission Accomplished Aircraft Carrier

A XXX porn video has attracted the interests of the mainstream entertainment industry because of its clever mockumentary take on the fifth anniversary of President Bush's Mission Accomplished Speech.

The film opens with the real footage of Bush in Air Force pilot costume and the cheering crew of the actual carrier. The enhanced video shows a short fat shadowy figure resembling VP Cheney climbing up the control tower in the early hours of the morning to hang the Mission Accomplished banner.

The sexsual hijinks begin with a rowboat full of ladies of the evening, the SS Hoeboat, boarding the aircraft carrier through a secret service entrance below deck. The ridiculous premise is that Cheney has hired the boatful of hoes to celebrate the victory in Iraq by helping the Commander in Chief overcome a recent rash of impotence.

The ladies of every race, religion and sexsual persuasion give the Prez a go but to no avail. That is until one of the pro's dresses as the church lady on Saturday Night Live with all of her talk about Satan and her preference for the good ole missionary position, W finally gets his groove on.

The best line in the porno according to most filth film critics is when W in the midst of ejaculation screams: Damn that Laura and her doggie style!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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