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Topics: Amy Winehouse

Thursday, 1 May 2008

Amy Winehouse has sensationally made headlines for the first time this year by not actually making the headlines.

The troubled beehived, tattooed, multi award winning, North London songstress was today in hiding after her sudden and very dramatic fall from grace.

Not since she burst onto the music scene in dramatic fashion, has Winehouse been out of the press or the headlines. Whether it's her plummeting weight issues, alcohol issues, non appearances or troubled husband currently spending time at her Majesties pleasure, she's filled column inches.

Miss Winehouse was last night in emergency talks with her management and record company but as a result of her effectively disappearing off the press radar for 24 hours, her next album will almost certainly be delayed.

Her frequent cancellations of personal appearances at pre-arranged concerts are not expected to affect her.

Winehouse's friends think that she will turn her back on the music industry and join her Father as a cabbie - Winehouse is two years into learning the knowledge.

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