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Monday, 28 April 2008

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Stars go crazy

THERMAL, Calif. (FMLiveWire) - - The stars got together here for a private orgy of self-indulgent naked frolicking after the smash Coachella rock concert that featured Prince.

Carmen Electra showed off her fiance and black diamond engagement ring and the Hilton sisters also frolicked with their beaus in the buff.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden arrived just before midnight, greeting DJ Steve Aoki with French kisses at an airport hangar transformed into a dark and gaudy strip nightclub just a few miles from the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival.

While Nicky Hilton and David Katzenberg made it in a corner booth at the invite-only T-Mobile Tone Def After Party, Electra and Rob Peterson coupled and squirmed together. They had just announced her engagement.

Paris Hilton and Madden were inseparable throughout the evening as they snapped photos of each other and friends in various questionable poses, watched partygoers perform licentious acts in the PlayStation 3 "SingStar" Lounge, and gobbled hot dogs from food trucks parked inside the event.

The highlight of the event was the appearance of Coachella headliner Prince who quickly got into the spirit of things by discarding his outfit and singing hits from Purple Rain with Paris and David.

Then the motley drunken ensemble shouted their opposition to the Afghanistan and Iraq wars, calling Bush and Cheney and McCain a "mass-murdering lunatics in the pay of the Big Oil companies and the Zionists."

They then sang "Let's Go Crazy" dedicated to the oppressed Palestinians who continue to see their land stolen by greedy Israelis in that racist state dedicated to ethnic cleansing, before all collapsed in a heap in a drunken stupor.

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