Americans flocking to see boy wizard Daniel Radcliffe disrobed in his play Equus on Broadway, you have been warned that there is no way in a million years that you will be able to take a picture of him naked. That is right, special procautions have been taken so that nobody will be able snap a shot of his 11 inch magic wand.
Firstly the SAS men that guard the actor at all times, will strip search (as in get you equally completely naked) each member of the audience confiscating any cameras and mobile phones and later selling them on popular auction site EBay.
And even if a camera slips past the high security checks there is no way you will be able to get a shot as Radcliffe's wand itself will cast a strong charm over the entire audience that will instantly kill anybody that so much as tries.
With all this tight security, we ask ourselves why the hell has the boy gone on stage in the buff if he is so determined for us not to see his willy, maybe he is a tad self-conscious.
On a different but perhaps related note, yes Radders is circumcised.