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Friday, 18 April 2008

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Dead and buried!?

Rumor has it that the papal vestment, bejeweled tiara and crosier and all have been buried in the walls of Yankee Stadium. The suspected culprits are legion, including the radical right-wing traditionalist Catholic Legionnaires of Mary.

Gay rights groups divorced and remarried Catholics, married priests, women's ordination advocates, contracepting couples, people who chose abortion in crisis pregnancy, pro-war Catholics, anti-immigration Catholics, Pro Capital Punishment Catholics and on and on.

Papa Zinger has managed to bring the polarized church together in one big we hate the pope group.

The mystery remains as to whom buried the Papal accessories and whether or not it had anything to do with Big Papa or Big Poopy...

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